This week, I am working on my vegetarian repertoire. Being a
private chef who works mainly in Los Angeles, it’s important to know these
things.
I once catered a Buddhist seminar,
and was taken aback when the client asked for dishes such as veal scaloppini,
Italian chopped salad with salami and cheese, and prosciutto wrapped dates, but
I did it anyway. I was, however, not surprised when the dishes came back mostly
un-eaten. Turns out, 3 of the attendees were vegetarians, 2 were on the idiotic
Dukan diet, 2 were gluten free, and then there was a vegan. The only people who
actually ended up enjoying the food were the Buddhist guru (flown out for the
event), and some loud Russian. This, needless to say, was not my favorite
party.
Anyways, I realized the importance
of knowing fun interesting ways to eat the greenery…or quinoa and co. in this
case. Plus the Aztecs dubbed the avocado the “fertility fruit” naming it
ahuacatl, which meant testicles.
I know they don’t sound that
exciting but trust me on this. These little cakes will surprisingly rock your
world.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup Quinoa
- 2 cup veggie stock (you can also use water but stock has more flavor)
- 1 cup Panko breadcrumbs
- 4 eggs.
- 2 jalapeno peppers- finely chopped
- 3 scallions- finely chopped
- 1 Red Onion- finely chopped
- 2 garlic cloves- minced
- 1 bunch Cilantro
- 3 ripe Avocados.
- 2 Grapefruits w/ juice- I pick grapefruits that are firm and tart, not soft and sweet, so they don’t overwhelm the cakes and can hold well on top of the cakes.
- Olive Oil
- S&P
Directions:
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Cook quinoa according to directions. I did 1 cup
of quinoa to 2 cups of veggie stock and let cook until soft and liquid is
evaporated.
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Mix the cooked quinoa, Panko, 4 eggs, 1 finely
chopped jalapeno peppers, two finely chopped scallions, ¼ cup of chopped red
onion, and minced garlic.
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Season the cakes well with S&P. (they need
to be nice and savory)
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Cover with plastic wrap and let sit somewhere
cool while you prepare the Salsa.
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Make grapefruit segments and chop roughly.
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Dice Avocado
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Chop cilantro
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In bowl mix: grapefruit, avocado, 1 chopped
jalapeno, 1 chopped scallion, ½ chopped red onion, chopped cilantro, squeeze
the juices from the pith of the grapefruit on top and a dash of olive oil. The
acidity from the grapefruit juice will keep the avocado from turning brown.
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Season with S&P, of course.
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Heat 3 tbsp of oil in a pan.
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Mold the cakes in a spoon (so they are about
“two-bite sized”) and place in pan. You don’t want them too small because you
want them to hold the salsa well, but don’t make them too big, make it juuust
right. You know what I mean? Oh and make sure not to crowd the cakes.
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Cook until golden brown and flip. Once cooked on
each side, rest on paper towel to soak up the oil.
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Top each cake with a little mound of the salsa
but not too much so people can fit it in their mouths.
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Arrange prettily on a platter and serve.
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